Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize