i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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