What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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