I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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