We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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