Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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