I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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