help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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