I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Randomize
