Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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