physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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