i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
