How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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