okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?