don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.