none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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