Christians are straight up FREAKS
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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