Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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