So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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