The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
The air taste purple.
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