I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm