He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Be still, my beating vagina.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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