Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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