Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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