The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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