: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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