Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There's even glitter on my cock...
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