It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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