I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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