Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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