Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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