I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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