There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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