brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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