More tranny stories later!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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