I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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