I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You are a genius and a whore.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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