Dual....:-)
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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