Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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