Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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