I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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