I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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