i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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