There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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