therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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