As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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