haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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