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  week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.

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• (415): View more from California

  apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window

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• (619): View more from California

  why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think your dad took our porno

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

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  I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.

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• (385): View more from Utah

  That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.

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