Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander