Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night