don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm getting married
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.