It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work