I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.