that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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