so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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