we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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