I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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