NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it's like heaven, but drunker
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Drunk is not a location!
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