idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Randomize
