we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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