her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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